
me: wow the stars are beautiful tonight
gf: yeah they are
me: you know who else is beautiful though?
gf: *blushes* who
me: luigi
TAURUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
radio hosts be like “you’re listening to BBHS673387.BDJJDKSKSKKSKIPFPFKFJDNFNJ.8727388888.8.7.678393939HHDJSKFJJ.HDJH hope you have a safe drive home”

we stan a sober queen
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